UPDATE: When we say "call us", we obviously meant "leave a voicemail". Our phone system is on fire. And I do mean "on fire". There are flames coming from the PBX system.
Posted over 3 years ago. Oct 01, 2013 - 14:54 UTC
We want you to know that we have found an excellent team to re-staff the Missile Launch Prevention System. We have recruited them using our connections with Walmart. We have full confidence that we will not erroneously launch any missiles.
However, if you see any missiles in the sky, please call us.